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I met this girl out at a party and she was drunk and sexy. As I continued to talk to her she told me her name. I'll call her Kate to protect our identities. Kate had told me she was 18 and a student at the local University. This party was near the campus so, I assumed that most all the people at the party were students at the school. Kate had told me she was 18 when I asked her age. I took her to my apartment later that night and we had sex.. The next morning she tells me she has to rush back to the campus because her mom was picking her up. She was just staying over night with her older sister and she is really a 16 year old high school student. She wasn't a virgin and I wore a condom so I don't think she'll get pregnant but I am still a little nervous because I'm 24 and this could get me into serious trouble. She told me that she will call me later and she has every night. She wants a relationship and she wants to see me again this weekend. This happened last weekend and now I am so regretful because I don't want a girlfriend. Especially one that is 16. How am I going to be able to get rid of her without her blabbing to everyone that we had sex? WTF am I suppose to do about this? -FUBAR in North Jerz.

FUBAR, 
You royally messed up, but we both know that. Now your in this mess and I'm going to try and help you out of it even though your a statutory rapist. First of all, to prevent things like this, ask to see identification. Everyone has ID these days. I'm thinking you might have known she was under-age and didn't care but whatever, it's done now. Thankfully you both had enough sense to use protection. Now about her blabbing- she already has. Regardless of what she told you, all her friends and her sister most likely know that you had sex with her. The good thing is that because it was last week, it will be hard for her to prove it so, the best thing for you to do is deny it. I know it's a grimy, dirt-bag move, but so is having sex with an underage drunk girl you met at some party so, it shouldn't be too hard for you. You and your friends know the truth and so will most other people in your circle of friends, but unless they were in the room with you, you can tell them all that you passed out and nothing happened. In regards to Kate, you will have to either date her of cut off all communication with her and a 24 year old dating a 16 year old isn't going to be kosher so, unless you have feelings for her, you have to set her straight and the both of you have to find people your own age to have sex with. Do NOT see her this weekend. Explain that the age gap will make a relationship difficult. If you let her down easy without being a total douche then she shouldn't press charges. Most statutory rape cases go unreported. If she does press charges then you have to get advice not from me, but from a lawyer. Good luck and learn from your mistake.