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At this rate it will take over 303,824,640 days for the whole population to die of flu.
Out of all the mofos in Mexico who got the flu and died since based off their official population a little division gives me 6.5%. so 6.5% of those infected will result in death. no matter all the infected people will be at home in bed while were all out getting flat screens and new cars! YeeeeeeeeeeeHaaaaaaaaaa!


Current statistics from MedStor Scientific biostatistics

April 23- 2
April 24- 20
April 25- 81
April 26- 132

as of 17:31 Zulu (sounds so badass that’s why I use Zulu time if you don’t know what that is go here (http://wwp.greenwichmeantime.com/info/timezone.htm)
Well with acceleration of the spread of the outbreak those numbers should exponentially grow.
Swine flu is classified as H1N1 if you’re wondering then yes swine flu is a sub type or the baby brother of bird flu.
Bird Flu is classified as H5N1 so make sure you know these details or next time you wax smart, someone’s going to call bullshit. Doesn’t  matter really these are just classifications for strains their common names swine flu and bird flu are just as good if someone is actually saying H5N1 or H1N1 in conversation do me a favor and punch them in the mouth for trying to be a know it all.

Let me throw some of the knowledge down.

This is a Type A Influenza, there are 3 types as follows.

A Easiest for humans like you to get so you’re on the list .
B Oh no someone shifted and it is now airborne!!  That means breathing where sick people are makes you sick
C rare and you know why when it does surface it’s like the plague and infects everyone

Maybe you will die and here are the symptoms to know if your number just got punched.

These symptoms can manifest themselves at first one at a time or in a given combination of factors: fever, sore throat, coughing, muscle aches. (Those are from the CDC and they LIE)

More proof that the CDC lies they want you to wash your hands to prevent contamination. That kind of jerk off advice is about as useful as hiding under a desk if someone drops a nuke.

They won’t tell you this but to play it safe and for a more down to earth way to tell what the symptoms are it goes like this, watch for trouble breathing (change in breathing either slower or faster), being irritable (not your period or roids rage), being light headed while getting up, getting confused about everyday things (like where are my car keys), getting a severe headache even briefly is a sign of the apocalypse being wrought on your ass. (These are from my research and I don’t lie)

Death is typically induced in subjects either by respiratory disease or pneumonia contracted from the breakdown of the body after acquiring this strain of influenza.

THERE IS NO VACCINE! Only 2 types of vaccine exist for the general population, I know there are tons of vaccines but their made of the same 2 things mostly. These strains are resistant to those types and as of right now there is no vaccine.

Entire story located at: http://www.whydrinkalone.com/forum/topics/swine-flu-kills-1-american

Thanks Matt.