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At this rate it will take over 303,824,640 days for the whole population to die of flu.
Out of all the mofos in Mexico who got the flu and died since based off their official population a little division gives me 6.5%. so 6.5% of those infected will result in death. no matter all the infected people will be at home in bed while were all out getting flat screens and new cars! YeeeeeeeeeeeHaaaaaaaaaa!


Current statistics from MedStor Scientific biostatistics

April 23- 2
April 24- 20
April 25- 81
April 26- 132

as of 17:31 Zulu (sounds so badass that’s why I use Zulu time if you don’t know what that is go here (http://wwp.greenwichmeantime.com/info/timezone.htm)
Well with acceleration of the spread of the outbreak those numbers should exponentially grow.
Swine flu is classified as H1N1 if you’re wondering then yes swine flu is a sub type or the baby brother of bird flu.
Bird Flu is classified as H5N1 so make sure you know these details or next time you wax smart, someone’s going to call bullshit. Doesn’t  matter really these are just classifications for strains their common names swine flu and bird flu are just as good if someone is actually saying H5N1 or H1N1 in conversation do me a favor and punch them in the mouth for trying to be a know it all.

Let me throw some of the knowledge down.

This is a Type A Influenza, there are 3 types as follows.

A Easiest for humans like you to get so you’re on the list .
B Oh no someone shifted and it is now airborne!!  That means breathing where sick people are makes you sick
C rare and you know why when it does surface it’s like the plague and infects everyone

Maybe you will die and here are the symptoms to know if your number just got punched.

These symptoms can manifest themselves at first one at a time or in a given combination of factors: fever, sore throat, coughing, muscle aches. (Those are from the CDC and they LIE)

More proof that the CDC lies they want you to wash your hands to prevent contamination. That kind of jerk off advice is about as useful as hiding under a desk if someone drops a nuke.

They won’t tell you this but to play it safe and for a more down to earth way to tell what the symptoms are it goes like this, watch for trouble breathing (change in breathing either slower or faster), being irritable (not your period or roids rage), being light headed while getting up, getting confused about everyday things (like where are my car keys), getting a severe headache even briefly is a sign of the apocalypse being wrought on your ass. (These are from my research and I don’t lie)

Death is typically induced in subjects either by respiratory disease or pneumonia contracted from the breakdown of the body after acquiring this strain of influenza.

THERE IS NO VACCINE! Only 2 types of vaccine exist for the general population, I know there are tons of vaccines but their made of the same 2 things mostly. These strains are resistant to those types and as of right now there is no vaccine.

Entire story located at: http://www.whydrinkalone.com/forum/topics/swine-flu-kills-1-american

Thanks Matt.

So through twitter I came across this cool dude named Liveo. He's a 35 year old man from Manchester, UK and he has a blogspot website that has some awesome flash games and toys. The site is http://brainmonsoon.blogspot.com and it's one of my favorite blogspot sites I've encountered thus far. I tried out 3 toys/games and they were easy and kinda fun. Of the three I played the one I enjoyed the most was:

Flash Music Toy - Tone Matrix, 808s, 909s and loads more, all in Flash.

Hey Ranj,
I have a problem. I've started to like this guy who I met online recently. I would love to hang out with him and see if we really click. The problem is, he lives an hour away from me. How do we make it work? -Jen in Bethlehem, PA 

Hey Jen,
I've heard good things come to those who wait, but then again, I'm not known to be very patient. If you sincerely like this guy you will have to meet in person as soon as possible. Either he is going to have to make an effort to come meet you or you are going to have to make the effort to go meet him. One thing I've learned is that long distant relationships, though possible, are extremely difficult to maintain. Until the day comes when you meet, I'd suggest keeping some kind of daily communication. Weather it be texting, instant messaging, or a phone call. You must keep contact otherwise, your interest or his interest may fade and possibly wonder towards someone in the same town. I hope you the best luck. I hope he is worth the wait.

  So, for those of you that recognize 4/20 as a holiday, take a hit for me.

Hey Ranj, I’ve been dating my boyfriend for a little over a year and I really trust him. He had to go away for his job for about a couple months. He left last week. He wants me to send him nude photos over the internet. He says he won’t post them anywhere or show them to anyone but I just don’t feel right having nude photos on the net. What should I do? -Heather, Port Richey, FL

 Hey Heather, If you think you trust your boyfriend enough then I’d say go ahead and send him the photos. However, you have to have a very high degree of trust. You must have confidence in your relationship too. If you go through a bad breakup or he thinks you may have cheated he could easily post your photos. Keep in mind that any photo you send or post online could potentially end up on your boss’s desk, your kid’s cell phone, your kid’s friend’s cell phone, your neighbor’s spank bank, or on some amateur porn site.

Well, I finally missed a day. It was completely overlooked. I did not get any advice requests or questions and totally overlooked posting a quick pic and thus, messed up my perfect record of consecutive days posting something. Oh well, Shit happens. I have many other things to worry about today. I have to manage to attend two Why Drink Alone events. This would not be a problem except for:
 1. I'm practically broke.
 2. My license is suspended so I must travel via public transportation.
 3. I have no wing man so I have to go it alone.

Well, considering my first event is in 2 hours I suppose I better get a move on.

Not all the Somali "pirates" are gangsters: some are locals who've watched their loved ones sicken and die after European toxic waste was dropped on their shores and decided to do something about it.

Yes: nuclear waste. As soon as the government was gone, mysterious European ships started appearing off the coast of Somalia, dumping vast barrels into the ocean. The coastal population began to sicken. At first they suffered strange rashes, nausea and malformed babies. Then, after the 2005 tsunami, hundreds of the dumped and leaking barrels washed up on shore. People began to suffer from radiation sickness, and more than 300 died.

Ahmedou Ould-Abdallah, the UN envoy to Somalia, tells me: "Somebody is dumping nuclear material here. There is also lead, and heavy metals such as cadmium and mercury - you name it." Much of it can be traced back to European hospitals and factories, who seem to be passing it on to the Italian mafia to "dispose" of cheaply. When I asked Mr Ould-Abdallah what European governments were doing about it, he said with a sigh: "Nothing. There has been no clean-up, no compensation, and no prevention."

At the same time, other European ships have been looting Somalia's seas of their greatest resource: seafood. We have destroyed our own fish stocks by overexploitation - and now we have moved on to theirs. More than $300m-worth of tuna, shrimp, and lobster are being stolen every year by illegal trawlers. The local fishermen are now starving. Mohammed Hussein, a fisherman in the town of Marka 100km south of Mogadishu, told Reuters: "If nothing is done, there soon won't be much fish left in our coastal waters."

This is the context in which the "pirates" have emerged. Somalian fishermen took speedboats to try to dissuade the dumpers and trawlers, or at least levy a "tax" on them. They call themselves the Volunteer Coastguard of Somalia - and ordinary Somalis agree. The independent Somalian news site WardheerNews found 70 per cent "strongly supported the piracy as a form of national defence".

No, this doesn't make hostage-taking justifiable, and yes, some are clearly just gangsters - especially those who have held up World Food Program supplies. But in a telephone interview, one of the pirate leaders, Sugule Ali: "We don't consider ourselves sea bandits. We consider sea bandits [to be] those who illegally fish and dump in our seas."

From Johann Hari: You are being lied to about pirates (via Boing Boing)

Some days (more days then not) I have no questions and no one asks for any advice. I'm sure it's because I have no actual recognition. I'm really not sure what else I can do to increase traffic to my site other than pay for advertising. The problem is that my other site, Why Drink Alone, is much more fun and popular so, I am focusing most of my time in promoting and adding content to that site. I still have yet to miss a blog post on this site, but I don't really like to just post random pics. So, if you see quick pics of the day or random video's tossed up, the reason is that I had no questions to answer. I was going to just post How-to things, but they are cliche and everyone can just google search their answers. The point I'm trying to make with this blog is that my enthusiasm for giving advice has somewhat faded and even though I'm still going to attempt to post something everyday; I want to warn you that the quality of the post may be lacking if I have no advice to give or questions to answer. Here's a video on how to survive unemployment:

Hey Ranj: I visit your page every day. I think it’s great that we have someone other than Dear Abby to ask advice from. I'm a 23-year-old college student with a little problem. I dated a guy I'll call "Charlie" for about a month, maybe a little longer. Then we broke up because he said he wasn't over his last girlfriend. I know now it was a lie, since I found out they had never actually broken up -- he just cheated on her with me.

The problem is we’re still friends and about a week ago, I ran into him, out at the local pub and we ended up having sex. I thought it meant something, and I believed him when he said he'd call me the next day, but he never called. In fact, he never said another word about it.

Should I act like nothing ever happened too -- even though it kills me -- or should I pursue him? – Embarrassed in Alpena, MI

Hey Embarrassed: Treat this as a learning experience. "Charlie" is a user who has lied to you at least twice and cheats on his girlfriend. There is no need to break off the friendship because there was no friendship to begin with. If you're smart, you'll steer clear of him in the future, because guys who behave like this will bring you nothing but pain. Even if the sex was great, you have to forget about him and move on. Get over him and find someone that you don’t have to share.